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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the bathtub."
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"I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long. "
"Jokes about vaginas are disgusting... Period."
"What is red... And smells like green paint? Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint? Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!"
"My Chinese neighbour told me he'd just opened a ""Crows shop"". I said, ""Don't you mean a clothes shop?"" He said, ""A Crows shop!"" I said, ""OK, I might pop down for a Rook."""
"You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going."
"Two blondes went to a drive-in movie. What movie did they go to see? ""Closed for Winter""."
"Actually, there are but two types of people Those who can extrapolate from limited data ..."
"A teenage boy decides to stop masturbating."
"Jon Snow is an idiot He should've just given their watch back when they asked."