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Joke of the Day

"How do they know Princess Diana had dandruff? Because they found her Head n' Shoulders in the glove box."

"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. He holds it up, and the world revolves around him to screw it in."

"I would tell you a joke about sodium chloride... But its a bit too salty."

"Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side..."

"I was having sex with my wife... and asked her how it felt. She grunted and groaned and said it felt like two. So, I reached down to investigate. The damn thing had done gone and doubled up on me."

"My Grandfather never had a good reason to go fishing. He did it just for the halibut."

"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me, and I thought ""Well that was a little condescending."""

"I got my wife a plunger for her birthday... because she just LOVES bringing up old shit."

"I've got two tickets to paradise and a they're both obstructed view."

"What happened to Hillary Clinton's emails? [deleted]"