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Joke of the Day
"What letter should you avoid? The letter A because it makes men mean."
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"(whispering): Siri, whose bed am I in?"
"TIL Doctors can screen for STDs by placing a feather along the skin between the penis and the butthole. Doctors don't use this screening method, however, because the test tickles."
"Guys, stop with the vagina jokes. Period."
"I said ""Hi"" to a feminist. The trial is scheduled for tomorrow"
"Is there an app to delete your number out of other people's phones yet?"
"I may be middle-class, but I'm hard. *Al dente*, you might say. **Jimmy Carr**"
"My friends bakery burned down yesterday Now his business is toast."
"What do you call Batman when he skips church? Christian Bale"
"What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees."