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Joke of the Day

"What letter should you avoid? The letter A because it makes men mean."

"What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A new last name."

"What is a 6.9 ? A good thing ruined by a period."

"Honesty is the best policy But by process of elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. Keep that in mind."

"I'm taking a stand. If the stand owners come looking for it, you guys saw nothing."

"Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (as in, heaven). Congrats you've just learned why that joke is that joke. Have a good day, faggot."

"I was watching some porn with a plot the other day It was pretty Fucking stupid"

"I can't believe we have a barack president. It's an obamanation!"

"I wish i was like my coffee. Rich and strong."