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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal? Darth Vader."

"Yah I ordered a large pizza but it's thin crust/ light cheese so basically it's a salad ."

"What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned? A hibearnation."

"I wonder how smart I'd be if my brain were as good at remembering anything as it is at remembering every humiliating thing I've ever done"

"Bill Cosby walks into a bar The rest is a blur!"

"Whoever first said ""No news is good news"" never had their cable & Internet go out for two days"

"Where's the best place to buy jive cheese? Monterey, Jack!"

"What do you call a black Canadian? Just 'Canadian'."

"Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere."

"What do you call a gang of tires? A rubber band"