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Joke of the Day
"It is so cold... fire hydrants are flagging down dogs to piss on them."
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"What will you find in the toilet of a ship? The captains log."
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"How many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Bush did it."
"For girls who are trying to tan... I'll teach you how to sin ;)"
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it."
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"ME: Who is your favourite philosopher? PROFESSOR: It's Hume. ME: Sorry - whom is your favourite philosopher?"
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