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Joke of the Day

"How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead."

"What's the number one comeback on r/Jokes? Riposte."

"A vintage coin only sells for .02 cents at an auction Needless to say, he felt under appreciated."

"What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa? Sandals in the Bin"

"What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay? My zipper"

"Why was the Scandinavian atheist warm? He had Thor doubt."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to Hungary."

"How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette? Artificial Intelligence."

"Heya /r/jokes! do you want to know how to keep a loser in suspense? I might tell you tomorrow."

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Well it ain't three cause my basement is still dark."