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Joke of the Day

"How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead."

"On soy milk cartons, the missing kids are always named ""Skylar"" and were last seen getting into a Prius"

"So I dropped my pack of gum when my sister asked for a piece I looked to her and said ""Don't worry... It's in MINT condition"""

"Picking out the right Christmas tree is a science. Sneaking into your neighbor's yard to cut it down is an art."

"A Funny Joke My Life..."

"[During sex] Me: I know you want me to be ""naughty"", but I can barely breathe in this Hamburglar costume."

"I hope you brought the divorce papers... Cuz your legs are about to be separated."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist."

"2 fish are in a tank One of them says ""You drive, I'll shoot!"""

"To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer."