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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye? Chicken caesar salad."
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"I want to get into the porn industry But the competition is really stiff."
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"""911 what's your emergency?"" ""Yeah, I've got so many questions about bees."" *sighs* ""Please hold for the president."""
"What do you call an Native American slut that gives directions. A Navajo. I'll leave now."
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"""Cool calculator watch dude."" ~nobody since 1987."
"ATM is telling me I have insufficient funds. Worst part is I was just walking by minding my own business."
"If 'con' is the opposite of 'pro', then the opposite of progress is..."
"[NSFW] Why do hipsters like anal sex? Because it's indie ass!"