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Joke of the Day

"When your Dad is a math teacher you grow up with jokes like this... Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? A: To get to the same side!"

"A black man walks into a bar ""Why the wrong face?"" the bartender says."

"Whenever I see someone pick up an avocado, feel it, and put it back I pick up that same avocado and whisper ""you're still beautiful"" to it."

"Did you hear about the guy that made the highest grades in his graduating class? He was on a roll!"

"""i'd do anthony for you"" - worst autocorrect fail by me"

"Why doesn't the man with an extra penis have any friends? He's too cocky."

"All last night I dreamed I was a muffler... I woke up exhausted"

"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy After all he did kill Hitler. Then again... He killed the guy who killed Hitler."

"A magical tractor is driving down a road... and turns into a field."

"A British engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan He's making land mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof."