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Joke of the Day

"What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner? ""Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion"""

"Every time I see a person handing out flyers it blows my mind that some people actually get paid to distribute garbage to strangers."

"A hamstring is really just Lady Gaga's lingerie."

"I received some food stamps the other day They tasted terrible."

"I once hung out with Dwyane Johnson and Danny Trejo... ...and I was literally stucked between the Rock and a hard face. ^^"

"I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on . . . I said,"" You're pulling my leg."""

"What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? I didn't make an enzyme last night."

"Staying at my daughter's place again this weekend. Can't wait till 3am so I can wake her to tell her there's a moth in my room."

"What is the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your arse."

"I tried to get back to the drawing board but I can't draw."