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Joke of the Day
"I tried to get back to the drawing board but I can't draw."
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"when i end emails with best, talia it is not abbreviated well-wishes, but letting you know that i am the best talia."
"Why does nobody play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs"
"I got busted visiting Texas. For trying to smuggle in books. Luckily, I got off on a technicality. No one could prove they were books."
"What do you call a home full of menstruating women? Bloody Hell."
"2 Penises rob a bank 2 Penises are busy robbing a bank. All of a sudden a vibrator bursts through the doors. The one penis says to the other: ""Oh fuck! It's RoboCop!'"
"Hey [STOP] Got your voicemail earlier [STOP] I'm replying with a telegram because you're apparently a big fan of outdated technology [STOP]"
"If a gym has 75 treadmills, 1 is being used, what do you do? You go home because it's your favorite one being used Math is easy"
"My mom told me to only say sorry if I've killed someone sorry mom"
"LPT: If you crash into a parked car and don't have a paper and pen.. simply use a key to scratch your insurance details on to the bonnet."