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Joke of the Day

"I tried to get back to the drawing board but I can't draw."

"Three of the ugliest people in town were found beaten and lying in the gutter... Police don't have any leads yet, but they think it was a facially motivated crime"

"I like my bourbon the way the Chinese like their women... 11 years old and mixed up with coke."

"God promised men that good obedient wives would be found in all 4 corners of the world, then he made the world round. What a funny guy"

"Facebook has pretty much made it impossible to ever again say, ""I had no idea it was your birthday!"""

"What is a joke that works on many levels? HR Department."

"My angry wife said: ""I hope you spend an eternity in hell !"".... I said, ""Why wait? I'll take you clothes shopping right now""."

"The bouncer at the club calls me Kevin Mcallister because I'm always going home alone"

"Kid: Just bought a chicken, a bar, a door with no doorbell and a doctors surgery Man: Where did you buy all that junk? Kid: At the Joke shop."

"What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday? Saturday Night Fever."