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Joke of the Day
"A hamstring is really just Lady Gaga's lingerie."
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"There are two ways of arguing with a woman And neither one works."
"This isn't a racist joke..is it? What do you call a Hispanic with a Rubber Toe? Roberto"
"When someone looks at your baby pictures and jokingly says ""Aww you were so cute! What happened?"" Bitch, I got sexy, that's what happened."
"what's your best joke involving or being about germans? Just a German who wants to laugh."
"They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now!"
"My superpower is predicting the exact day I'll need something that sat idle in a drawer for months so I can throw it away the day before."
"What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani hospital? I don't know, I just fly the drone."
"What is the difference between snowmen and snowladies? Snowballs"
"I have emo shoes. They have tortured soles."