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Joke of the Day

"I once hung out with Dwyane Johnson and Danny Trejo... ...and I was literally stucked between the Rock and a hard face. ^^"

"People who generalize... I would finish the joke, but redditors are smart enough to see where it's going."

"guy: hey that's a great truck. what kinda engine? me: [rubbing the hood] it's got a truck engine"

"Why do the French have so many civil wars? So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)"

"I used to go to communism classes. I never really got good Marx."

"I was 3 yrs old when my mom was diagnosed with my brother."

"What does Hillary Clinton say when she's unhappy at a restaurant? Can I have a different server?"

"Bill Cosby runs into a bar one day. He saves it for later."

"I smoke in the car and the smell is in my clothes, skin, and hair but this gum will cover everything up so no one will know. - smokers"

"What happens when you sit on a grape? It gives out a little wine!"