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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? I didn't make an enzyme last night."
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"So sad that out of 200 countries in this world,, America ranks 35th in the world in math... But at least that keeps us still in the top 10%"
"I've worked at my job for 7 years & my boss still hasn't noticed that I only give Magic 8-Ball responses to all of his questions."
"Sometimes all you need, is 500 million dollars."
"Did you hear about the guy who accidentally took a ride on a dolphin? He's not sure if he did it on porpoise."
"[murder scene] MORGAN FREEMAN: there are 7 deadly sins: Pride, greed, envy, lust, wrath and gl [sees victim wearing crocs] There are 8 dea"
"when Life teaches you a lesson make lessonade! im tired"
"Not tryin to impress anyone BUT the priest did just say I had the ""body of Christ"" right before he fed me a cracker. Gym has been paying off"
"""My Heart Mustard Go On"" - Celine Dijon"
"What do you call a handjob in chemistry? Strokeiometry"