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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? I didn't make an enzyme last night."
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"BABY DRINK Q: How do you make a baby drink? A: Stick it in the blender."
"Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator."
"A vegan, cross fitters, and yoga person sit down for dinner And nobody says a word."
"My grandma was visiting and placed her pills in my cupboard... I asked her, Grandma have you seen the pills I have marked with the letters LSD? She said, No, have you seen that dragon in the kitchen?"
"FACT : Half of all missing person reports involve people trying to find their way out of IKEA."
"I was never great with girls but I have standards... I don't date ugly girls... I make them fucking ugly..."
"Why was the Winemaker arrested Because he was a serial grapist!"
"My dog is coming home from surgery today and I hope he did ok. He can't afford another malpractice suit."
"I believe Unicorns were the first to call each other dickheads."