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Joke of the Day
"Mystery In an ironic twist, Oscar Pistorious has investigators stumped."
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"Is there a punchline to this chemistry joke? Nobelium"
"Why can't you hear a dog whistle? Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way."
"What kind of environment do hobbits live in? A hobbitat"
"The difference between being erotic and being kinky? It's erotic if you use a feather... ...but it's *kinky* if you use the whole chicken."
"What's the difference between Britain and Australia? When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse."
"Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine"
"That mini heart attack you have when you're in bed half asleep and you suddenly feel like you're falling."
"Even though the Miami Dolphins traded down in the draft... They still got the highest pick."
"What's a cats favorite thing to read? A CATalog"