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Joke of the Day

"Mystery In an ironic twist, Oscar Pistorious has investigators stumped."

"What's the difference between marriage and identity theft? At least with identity theft you know you're getting fucked."

"(NSFW) A blind man walks past a fish market and exclaims ""Hellooo Ladies"""

"I tried baby proofing my home.. But they keep getting in"

"When is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty"

"Sneak into the employee bathroom at Target and make some violent alien noises, maybe leave a jellyfish in the toilet"

"What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire? ""I'm getting the fudge outta here!"""

"I can't decide whether to go to Australia or Thailand this year for a holiday. So I decided to weigh up the pros and cons of both. Australia has a load of Cons, but Thailand has lots of Pros."

"Ebay products are like sex You look at it online a lot but never see it in real life"

"I LOVE the way the Earth rotates It really makes my day."