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Joke of the Day
"Life is a highway and I don't have a car"
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"My friend was having trouble with girls, so I told him there's plenty fish in the sea He's since been charged with beastiality."
"What do you call a trio of Muslims? The Three Mosqueteers."
"Was the Nintendo hungry? Nah, it 8 a byte earlier."
"What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on my organ."
"Have you heard about the blind hooker? You've gotta hand it to her"
"Cop: your under arrest Me: you're* under arrest 2nd Cop: [handcuffing 1st cop] sorry Ed, but he's right"