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Joke of the Day

"How convenient, I can cook this lasagna in the microwave in 30 seconds, or in my oven in 4 days."

"Why isn't energy made of atoms? It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)"

"How to stop Facebook Live and Marketplace notifications: 1) Open Facebook app 2) Go to Settings 3) Throw your phone into a river"

"Want to know why the call my penis the 'Truth'? The 'Truth' hurts"

"Gas prices have me feeling like I'm robbing the gas station. ""Just leave, before they change their mind."""

"TIL Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate halloween.. guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their doors"

"Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus? A: She took the 33 bus twice instead."

"Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins? Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day."

"I hate being friends with the repo-guy He only comes around when he wants something."

"r/Jokes really made my day But that was month's ago. At least now when I come back I still see the same jokes."