161820
Joke of the Day
"How convenient, I can cook this lasagna in the microwave in 30 seconds, or in my oven in 4 days."
Next Joke
"Just heard this one at the pub: What do you call a monkey with a suicide vest? Ba***boom!*** ^(Don't worry, I kicked him out the door.)"
"Really, IKEA? No free WiFi? Or do I have to buy one and assemble it?"
"What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common? They both have their trunks in the front."
"Just texted her ""thanks for choking on me"" I meant ""checking"" but kinda curious what the response is gonna be."
"What do you call a female peacock? A peacunt."
"Did you hear Chinese philosophers discovered gravity hundreds of years before Newton? Too bad they had so many durian trees."
"What do you call the Israeli martial art? Jewjipsu"
"Where does a Martian go for a drink? A Mars Bar"
"What's an Irish seven-course meal? A six-pack and a potato"