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Joke of the Day
"why does the NSA hate blizzards? Because they get Snowden."
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"[5:30AM] BRAIN: I'll just go to the bathroom, but keep my eyes closed so I don't wake up. BODY: I'll just clip my head on the door frame."
"In Hell, all of your Google searches post directly to your social media accounts."
"You know you're a bad driver when your GPS tells you ""after 400 feet stop and let me out"""
"No one laughed at my joke I wrote on the wall of the toilet stall... I guess I need to work on my toilet humor."
"What did the racist ghost say? Wight Power!"
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"How do you call a lesbian, black, Canadian woman? With a phone."
"What do you say when you get swindled by an Egyptian tour guide? Egypt me!"
"Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde's mouth? A: Einstein's dick."