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Joke of the Day

"No one laughed at my joke I wrote on the wall of the toilet stall... I guess I need to work on my toilet humor."

"What do you call a Frenchman in Colorado? A French Fried"

"I have a confession too Oprah. For years I have been stealing statuses from all over the Internet and passing them off as my own original thoughts."

"Doctor Care to his patients. Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""

"Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you'll never forget....."

"*Sat talking to a girl at a bar* Brain: Compliment her perfume, nicely. Me: I AM SMELLING YOU Brain: Why do you hate me?"

"I would tell you all a chemistry joke But it probably wouldn't get a reaction"

"I tried out to be a porn actor today, I was told I was under-qualified."

"Why do they only put expiration DATES on food? It'd be fun as hell if they gave us the exact time too. ""We got 8 minutes to eat this ham!!!"""

"If women only knew of the horrors men have imagined to prevent premature ejaculation. We've seen things. Horrible horrible things."