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Joke of the Day

"Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde's mouth? A: Einstein's dick."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping? I heard they woke him up!"

"What's the difference between humor and odor? Humor is a shift of wit..."

"What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graiins!"

"Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend? She just wasn't working out."

"If your PMSing wife hands you lemons, you damn well better make lemonade or else she'll stab you & squeeze lemon juice into the open wound."

"What would you call a woman who goes out with You? Desperate! "

"What was Robert E. Lee voted in his High School Yearbook? ""Most likely to Secede"""

"Dad, can I have another cup of water? Dad: But its your 12th cup tonight! Son: I know, the baby's room is still on fire."

"A whale asks his dad ""Dad where do I come from"" The father whale replies, ""well from my penis"" ""Oh. Thanks."" Responded.the junior whale ""You're whalecum"""