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Joke of the Day
"What did the racist ghost say? Wight Power!"
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"My husband got his hand stuck in the dishwasher. So of course I had to fire her."
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"I heard that Yoga class was a great place to meet women So I went every day for three months. Bad news is I didn't meet a girl. Good news is I can now give myself a blowjob."
"Wife: Have you seen my razor? Me: [with only one eyebrow] I have not"