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Joke of the Day
"In Hell, all of your Google searches post directly to your social media accounts."
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"What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist? One treats what you have the other thinks you have what he treats."
"I once told a guy I was going to attack him with the neck of a guitar... The guy said, ""IS THAT A FRET?"""
"How to mess with people To REALLY mess with people, try drinking Gatorade from a Windex bottle."
"I don't know whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you."
"What do gay horses eat?? Haaaayyyy!!"
"What did the bean say to the other bean? How have you been?"
"Birthdays can be really nice But I heard too many of them can kill you"
"What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider? A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin' **freak!**"
"Q: What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime? A: Paddy O'Furniture!"