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Joke of the Day
"Either Narnia has really gone downhill or I'm just sitting in some guy's closet."
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"How did hitler rise to power? He didn't everyone else just fell."
"If by ""unload the dishwasher"" you mean take out clean utensils as I need them, then yes I unloaded the dishwasher."
"Women - What is the similarity between women and garbagebags? - You fill them up and toss them out the door!"
"Getting your identity stolen is a nice reminder that at least one person out there has it shittier than you & wants to trade places."
"The cheesiest joke ever. ""I don't feel grate."" -- Block of Cheese before it got shredded."
"A baby boy was born without eyelids. After the circumcision, the doctors used the foreskin to make eyelids. Now he's cockeyed."
"What's the difference between my girlfriend and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when I smack it"
"Donald Trump, George Zimmerman, and DJ Khaled walk into a bar. Said bar is immediately shut down; State law bans brothels and with three massive attention whores in one room they kinda have no choice."
"I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes ""Man, you're such a Cheetah!"" and they laugh & eat a zebra or whatever."