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Joke of the Day

"What medical device helps people that are uncomfortable looking at male genitalia? A cockleer implant."

"What's your best Michael Jackson is dead joke?"

"I don't want to tell an anal joke... But fuck it."

"A Women' Apology I am sorry, But it was Your mistake."

"""I love you."" ""I love you, two."" Because multiple personality disorder."

"Did I ever tell you about how I escaped from Iraq? Iran"

"Pros and Cons of Easter Pro: Eating a chocolate bunny that's hollow inside. Con: Looking in the mirror and realising you're the same."

"A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel sticking out his crotch. 'Does that not hurt?' asks the bartender. To which the pirate replies: 'Yaarr, it's driving me nuts!'"

"My Blonde neighbor says me and my friends suck at basketball. I asked her why and she said, ""Because double teaming is against the rules"""

"How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing? Somebody shot her."