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Joke of the Day
"How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? Not all men."
Next Joke
"Why did the emo kid leave the bar? It was happy hour."
"Why is Jesus Christ gay? Because he was nailed by guys."
"I've pre-planned my funeral to include a 32 minute montage of the times I've accidentally waved hello to someone waving to someone behind me."
"A termite walks into a bar... ...and asks, ""Is the bar tender here?"""
"Anyone notice the irony behind ""hyphenated"" and ""non-hyphenated""?"
"""Okay class, today we are going on a trip... *hands out acid*"
"I have a dream, that one day white socks & black shoes can be together without hatred. And not just because I accidentally wore them today."
"So are we all just going to pretend that we didn't spend 2001 yelling, ""Whassup?"" at each other?"
"2 blondes walk into a bank You'd have thought one of them would have seen it"