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Joke of the Day
"Why did the two tampons not talk to each other? because they're both stuck up cunts"
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"I went to my new male Gynecologist and he said to spread my legs so that he could numb it down there. So he went down and went numnumnumnumnumnum"
"How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer? Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha."
"A group of feminists deciede to have a picnic... But nobody made any sandwhiches"
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face"
"If someone holds eye contact with you for longer than 3 seconds, make sure you urinate to establish dominance"
"wife: Why is 9 crying? me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep"
"What does a nosey pepper do? He's Jalapeno business"
"Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant? Because the state abolished plant parenthood"
"What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity? Damn, son. It's about time!"