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Joke of the Day
"Why did the two tampons not talk to each other? because they're both stuck up cunts"
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"Why are all German cats dead? They have nein lives."
"If you think you're frustrated, Try teaching an Italian sign language."
"The NRA will now be arming fetuses in utero so that they can defend themselves against abortions"
"Wow, I must look really hot tonight working out, everyone is totally staring at me. *walking on treadmill with a candy bar and a Pepsi"
"I pulled on a door that says push. Cause I don't let a fuckin door tell me what to do."
"Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom."
"I've got one for you. Game of War. Hardcore? Maybe if you're my mom."
"I was sitting on the edge of the bed, pulling my boxers off when... ...my wife said, ""You spoil those dogs."""
"What is Harper Lee's favorite alcoholic drink? A Tequila Mockingbird."