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Joke of the Day
"How do you get honey from a graveyard? From a zombee! I'll see myself out"
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"Girls who use tanning beds either have no concept of what they actually look like or have advanced fantasies about being a waffle."
"My wife treats me like an idol she feeds me burnt offerings"
"Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson"
"What's drier than toast without butter? My sense of humor."
"If you get butterflies in your stomach You should probably stop eating insects"
"What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree? Branch Manager"
"Did this many people have birthdays before Facebook?"
"I saw a tranny in a miniskirt the other day I thought, that shows a lot of balls"
"What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding? A tourist."