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Joke of the Day

"I don't date married men. I mean I wouldn't call it dating..."

"I like my women like I like my coffee I don't like coffee."

"If I had a time machine, I would just keep going back to bed."

"Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything."

"All men approve of premarital sex...until they have a daughter."

"The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester."

"*looks at fish tank 6: It's part cat and part fish? Me: No it's just a fish *Catfish maintains eye contact while pushing over treasure chest"

"A man tried to steal a bag of Chips He was foiled the very moment he opened the bag"

"My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere."

"I have a joke about Ebola You probably won't get it"