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Joke of the Day
"A man tried to steal a bag of Chips He was foiled the very moment he opened the bag"
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"Did you hear about the butcher who backed up into a meat grinder? Apparently he got a little behind in his orders."
"My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows He calls it a rarecrow"
"I wish I could be like Wall Street Seems to be in bed with a lot of people these days!"
"Something I'll sadly never get back as a Jew My foreskin."
"The down arrow key on my laptop isn't functional. IT asked me if they should call the on-site repair guy to come in today... I told them it wasn't pressing."
"Toyota's solution for sticky gas pedal - shorten driver's right leg"
"Which day of the week do ghosts like best? Moandays."
"Why do Jew's love jokes? Because they don't have to pay for them."
"[God creating hairless cats] How about some foreskin with night vision."