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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything."

"I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery. She was in charge of the hops."

"What's the difference between a jew and pork ? Cooking time."

"What do you call a friendship between punctuation? Commaraderie"

"You know where the most original posts on reddit are? /r/Jokes"

"[High School Reunion] Him: I started my own Law Firm last year Me: It took 2 months, but I convinced my wife Space Jam was a true story"

"4-year-old: It's not fair. Boys can have beards but girls can't. Me: Well, girls can have babies and boys can't. 4: Want to trade?"

"Anonymous now declared war on ISIS... It's now a hacking contest."

"Who needs drugs or alcohol when you've got a carbon monoxide leak?"

"A cheeseburger walks up to a bar.. Cheeseburger says: ""Excuse me, can I have a pint of lager please?"" Barman says: ""No sorry, we don't serve food."""