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Joke of the Day

"How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution."

"Doctors have discovered a new strain of ebola in Israel They have appropriately named it Heebola."

"There are two types of people in this world 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data"

"There is a company called Kia and a company called Nokia. I'm not sure who to believe."

"Waving my hand impatiently in front of the automatic door sensor so everyone knows I am too important to wait for electricity."

"Just bought a Ken doll. I don't know what everyone's talking about, you can't read books on this thing."

"The Worst Striker by Mr Goal"

"I have a decaffeinated coffee table Looking at it, you wouldn't know it"

"I did a theatrical performance on puns once... It was a play on words!!! Ba-dum-Ching!! (I'll let myself out now)"

"My dad is Jamaican and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs."