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Joke of the Day

"The only time I seem to be able to count on people is when I nail an abacus to their heads."

"There's one nice thing about getting Alzheimers I'm making new friends every day!"

"Girls like guys who take charge: ask her out, plan a date, take a hostage, overthrow a government, nuke her ex's hometown, buy her a puppy"

"A Women' Apology I am sorry, But it was Your mistake."

"Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share? They like rock."

"Do you know how old I am? I'm so old that I was around when the Dead Sea was just sick. (Told to me by my grandfather)"

"Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California? Because it's worth it."

"Did you hear about the short sighted circumsizer? He got the sack"

"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A faggot with dentures."

"A black guy walks into a police station in Florida and he never comes out."