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Joke of the Day

"Bill Cosby is a lot like Freddy Kruger. They both come in your nightmares."

"What do lesbian couples do once a month? Finger paint."

"I can't trust my heart or my brain to tell me who the next President will be But I can trust my Vegas bookie and will be talking to him in October"

"If you workout and don't post a status about it on Facebook, do you still lose weight?"

"Morning is the time when everyone is jealous of unemployed."

"If I don't get my IBS and anger issues figured out... I'm going to lose my shit."

"What is E.T. short for? Hes got wee legs"

"Its awkward touching hands with another man in a popcorn bag, especially if you dont know the man & he doesnt know youre eating his popcorn"

"My uncle was an unusual man. Prosthetic legs, real feet. This is Steve Wright's joke, not mine"

"I was an unpopular child I got beat up a lot at school, but even though my teachers couldn't stop the beatings, they did give me a gym credit for them."