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Joke of the Day
"Why does Saturn have rings? God really liked it so he put rings on it."
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"A balding person in denial is probably like maybe it's all in my head."
"You lost your phone and it is on silent? Too bad. If you liked it you should have put a ring on it."
"Her: Let's read your horoscope... Do you believe in astrology? Me: No. That's such a scam. Well, at least that's what my psychic says."
"Her: Hi, I'm Jane Me: I'm Christopher, but everyone calls me Dick for short. Her: How do you get Dick from Christopher? Me: You Ask nicely."
"What happens when a frog's car breaks down? It gets toad away.."
"They should have cell phone charges in waiting rooms instead of magazines."
"A box full of leak detection fluid leaked all over the inside of a trailer this morning. Well, at least it worked."
"Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink? The elephants are using them as tampons"
"Writing a horror movie featuring all black actors. It's ten minutes long and everyone dies at the same time."