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Joke of the Day

"You lost your phone and it is on silent? Too bad. If you liked it you should have put a ring on it."

"Yo mama so ugly just after she was born her mother said ""What a treasure!"" and her father said ""Yes let's go bury it."""

"How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub."

"How does Donald Trump rile up his constituency at a rally? ""Wall Mart workers of the world, unite!!"""

"John: ""My memory is bad..."" George: ""How bad is it?"" John: ""How bad is what?"""

"Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin? It wanted to play squash."

"So two men walked into a bar... The third one ducked."

"What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where's Pop Corn?"

"Why did the pasta get in trouble? Because he was stroganoff!"

"After interviewing a candidate for an open position, I got an email stating, "" It was a pressure meeting you"""