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Joke of the Day
"The 8 fell over and stayed there for infinity."
Next Joke
"A guy walks into a bar... It hurt."
"I remember my first time at a mic. ""Cleanup on aisle 5"" & ""Price check-Advil"" were two early bits that really seemed to resonate with folks."
"Where is your 1,000 word essay? ""Right here"" *pulls out selfie* That's a picture... ""A picture is worth 1,000 words"" *becomes valedictorian*"
"What is it called when the Queen farts? a noble gas!"
"9yr old poured milk on the cat. When I asked why he said ""He's thirsty and likes to lick himself."" I couldn't argue with that."
"President Trump received congratulations from the Pope himself... Because thanks to him half the world started praying."
"It annoys me that Engineering students call themselves engineers.. You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors, or art students calling themselves unemployed."
"If you need me, I'll be in the bathroom I guess it's finally time to shave my legs for spring *Walks away with hedge trimmers"
"Myspacebarhasstoppedworking Only joking"