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Joke of the Day

"If you don't like the way you look naked, remember; by the time you have your clothes off, its the other person's problem."

"What's the greatest symbol of inequality? ="

"Not all fat people are jolly Some of them are women"

"What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky? ... either way, someone is losing a trailer."

"A homeless guy outside played the Braveheart theme on a recorder. Pretty awesome. Not as awesome as having a house, but still, AWESOME."

"Under Bush we had 3 Shrek movies. Under Obama we had 1. Can we really trust a president whose #1 goal was to bring down the Shrek franchise?"

"If women don't fool around, and men do fool around, who are the men fooling around with?"

"CNN has just reported that Monika Lewinski will be helping with the Donald Trump for president campaign. Apparently, the last time she endorsed a Clinton, it left a bad taste in her mouth."

"Q: What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend? A: His smellular phone!"

"What's your amplitude for charm-strange mixing?"