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Joke of the Day
"I don't see dead people, I just see people that I wish were dead."
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"What rhymes with computer? No it doesn't..."
"I walked a girl down into the dark woods. She said it's very scary. I said how do you think i feel i have to walk back alone.."
"I bet you haven't heard of this new movie Constipation... ...it hasn't come out yet."
"If two rap artists adopted a child... Would it be named Lil Jon Wayne?"
"So I looked this up on Yahoo... Just kidding, I used Google."
"They should harvest the excess fat from fat people to turn into fossil fuels, to solve the world energy problems. Or world hunger."
"""UK Students Die In Safari Crash"" I bet they wished they'd just stuck with Internet Explorer now."
"What I've learned from Twitter: 1. Men are pervs 2. Women are pervs 3. Cats are pervs"
"All my Facebook friends are starting to have kids. Better deactivate my acct. before they try to guilt me into liking pics of their aliens."