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Joke of the Day

"What rhymes with computer? No it doesn't..."

"Hi guys it's my first time to post on reddit, what should i do?"

"I need a girl that appreciates the little things. So when I take my pants off she will be excited."

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field."

"I never believed that my dad was stealing from his job as a roadworker But when i got home all of the signs were there."

"I submitted ten puns to a contest once hoping to win But no pun in ten did."

"TIFU by messing up someone's sandwich order Whoops, wrong sub!"

"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing! Don't you mean netsurfing? No everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"

"What's green and comes out of your nose at 160mph? A lambo-greenie!"

"I lost 25 pounds. Just want to say I lost 25 pounds and I'm proud of myself. The last time I was betting on horses I lost 100,-."