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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between England and a tea bag? ...A tea bag stays in the cup longer! #FIFAWORLDCUPBRAZIL"

"Why did the female asteroid deny her boyfriends marriage proposal? Because she was scared of comet-ment"

"Twitter: Tell me I'm funny! Instagram: Tell me I'm pretty! Facebook: Tell me I have real friends! Pinterest: Tell me how to knit a condom!"

"how can you tell if you have amnesia? what was the question?"

"A car was blown off an overpass during a recent storm. 255 People were arrested."

"I changed my last name on Facebook to ""dis"", so I can start disliking the stupid stuff people post"

"To the man who just got naked in public I admire your balls"

"Seen on the back of a Harley-Davidson Tee Shirt: ""If you can read this, my bitch fell off."""

"What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi."

"My dicks like Tinkerbell if you believe hard enough it comes right back up."