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Joke of the Day

"how can you tell if you have amnesia? what was the question?"

"What did one poop say to the other poop? You smell"

"I know this guy that's hooked on brake fluid He said he could stop anytime."

"I recently bumped into a Frenchman wearing a bagel as a scarf. He said it was a real pain in the neck."

"I've been making a list of reasons to move to Switzerland... the flag is big plus."

"I am waiting for scientist to invent invisible chocolate nobody will see me getting fat."

"What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club? Challah at ya boy!"

"I am no Joker But I know who he is."

"Me: You won't believe the dream I had last night! I slapped you in the face with a hot pizza. Him: M: *looks down* *sees pepperoni all over*"

"How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb? One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big."