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Joke of the Day

"Why did little Jimmy cross the road? Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy"

"Schrodinger's Omlette Up until you flip the omelette, you don't know if it's an omelette or scrambled eggs. If it flips, omelette it is If it doesn't, scrambled it is"

"Your password must contain at least two female characters who talk to each other about something other than a man."

"How do you make an idiot easily wait ? I tell you tomorrow."

"What does rare chicken meat taste like? Salmonella"

"Boyscouts vs. Jews What is the difference between a boyscout and a jew? ... Boyscouts come back from their camps."

"Knock Knock.... P2:Whos there? P1:A bonus P2:A bonus who? P1: A bonus something a dog likes to chew on"

"Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner."

"I've been hit by a car before, you don't want to go down that road."

"this one has claws This one swims but can't fly This one is huge & runs funny This one bangs his head against trees - god making birds"