202091

Joke of the Day

"Would it be wrong to give terminally ill children tattoos? I mean... it's not like they'll grow up to regret them. :("

"I'm sorry if I looked interested. You probably caught me fantasizing about bacon."

"People that don't tweet for months and then show up like nothing happened... Was it jail? I bet it was jail."

"What's a loli's favourite car? A Niisan."

"My first wife died from eating poison mushrooms; my second wife died of a fractured skull... She wouldn't eat her mushrooms."

"All a farmer needs to do to get a girlfriend is... ...attract her."

"Hannah Montana DVD: $15, Tub of vaseline: $3, XL box of tissues: $2, Look of disgust from the cashier:Priceless."

"Why can't you give a balloon to Elsa? Because she'll Let It Go."

"What's another name for a prosthetic patella? Faux-knee"

"What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai? Dubai fours"