202091

Joke of the Day

"Would it be wrong to give terminally ill children tattoos? I mean... it's not like they'll grow up to regret them. :("

"Mexican Olympic Team Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics? Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US."

"What do you call a militant whovian A **whooligan**"

"DIY - previous owners thought a bright red living room a good idea. 12 coats of heavy duty primer later... This Kilz the walls."

"When I can't tell someone's gender, I kick the closest toddler and see how they react."

"I hope this Hurricane is a Joaquin the park ;)"

"Is it just me, or are birds really popular lately? I know several people who are having ""superb owl"" parties next month"

"I went to a really emotional wedding the other day Even the cake was in tiers."

"I can't believe they legalized gay marriage. What's Next women's rights?"

"My girlfriend broke up with me for making too many Linkin Park references. It pushed me One Step Closer to the Edge."