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Joke of the Day
"Technical truths: according to chemistry, alcohol actually is a solution!!"
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"I told my doctor that I recently broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places."
"why is it hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac? because they always take things literally!"
"I was really upset today but then a friend said ""don't be upset"" so now I'm not upset anymore"
"I am a man with convictions. Mostly because I have a really terrible lawyer."
"Knock knock. Who's there? App App who? Welcome to the quickee mart"
"Good friends are just like snowballs. They go away if you pee on them."
"Explosive Opportunity A British engineer started his own business in Afghanistan. He's making landmines that look like prayer mats. He says that prophets are going through the roof."
"Man is like spider... ..bound to have sticky fingers after being on the web"
"[Jesus' dating profile] I love wine that's made from water, taking long walks on the ocean and going to supper w my friends."