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Joke of the Day
"Seven days without a pun makes one weak."
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"Just turned my welcome mat into an unwelcome mat by spray painting ""CANCER"" across it"
"My dog is either dreaming or can't quite figure out how to shape shift."
"Doc: Maam, due to the accident your daughter cant... Mom: Cant what?! D: She cant even. She literally cannot even. M: *single tear falls*"
"I have a question of the most importance!? If I find a job in the classifieds...does that mean I can't tell anyone!?"
"Mickey Mouse hangs himself... He doesn't die though, it's just a case of suspended animation."
"Black and Blue? So I asked the question,"" Black and Blue or Gold and White"" ? ""It doesn't matter Sir"" replied the Police Officer ""Your wife still has extensive bruising"""
"There's something actionable in your pants."
"What do ducks smoke? Quack!"
"The son tells his dad he just lost his virginity Dad: That's my boy, come sit here and tell me how it was! Son: I can't sit down, dad..."