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Joke of the Day

"Seven days without a pun makes one weak."

"I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, ""Got any shoes you're not using?"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your ass"

"TRICKLE DOWN ECONOMICS EXPLAINED: 1) Rich people make money 2) It ""trickles down"" to offshore banks 3) Government closes libraries/hospitals"

"My dad died of severe hemorrhaging, and my best friend was disabled by ischemia. Different strokes for different folks, I guess."

"I used to not get on with my mother-in-law but over the last few months I've developed quite an attachment for her. It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut!"

"Do you think Michael J Fox....? Do you think Michael J Fox ever gets an answer out of an 8-Ball?"

"What's the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass."

"ovens are insane ""oh thats just my box of invisible fire i heat dead things in"""

"How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb? None, because chauvinists can't change anything."