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Joke of the Day

"[Bad] Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu? The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)"

"People think life after college is nothing but feeling tired all the time, but that's just not true. There's also a ton of fear and anxiety."

"Jokes How is cat food sold? Usually purr can!"

"A guy walks into a bar ""Ow,"" he says."

"How do you fix a pumpkin With a pumpkin patch... I'm so sorry."

"Are one-liners accepted? I immediately stopped telling people I was xenophobic when I realized it doesn't mean ""afraid of xenomorphs""."

"What do Asians do during an erection? They vote"

"At Dairy Queen: Me: Medium Heath Blizzard please. DQ: You wanna spoon? Me: Sure, when do you get off?"

"Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married."

"I'm spending the holidays with my girlfriend's family They really put the ""JESUS CHRIST!"" back in Christmas"