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Joke of the Day

"At Dairy Queen: Me: Medium Heath Blizzard please. DQ: You wanna spoon? Me: Sure, when do you get off?"

"What is the difference between Usian Bolt and Hitler ? Usian Bolt can finish a race."

"Did you hear about the Patriots? I personally think it's all overblown."

"95% of the world is retarded I'm glad I'm part of the 10%"

"What do you call a person who speaks three languages Trilingual What do you call a person who speaks 2 languages Bilingual What do you call a person who speaks 1 language American"

"Why did the Nazi fraulein move to Budapest? She heard there were hung Aryans."

"Why do we sleep? Because we get sleepy."

"my favorite hobby is reading a book by a fireplace in a cabin in the woods. in other words, my favorite hobby is being threatening to trees"

"I met a Muslim biker once... He was the Sergeant at harams"

"If a married couple in the city get in a fight, it's called domestic violence. In the country it's called sibling rivalry."