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Joke of the Day

"I'm spending the holidays with my girlfriend's family They really put the ""JESUS CHRIST!"" back in Christmas"

"Sociology homework. I need to compile ten jokes. 5 from females, 5 from males. Could I please get jokes, as well as genders?"

"In Hell, someone is constantly vacuuming while you're trying to explain directions to an old man."

"I once got a ride home from the pizza guy by ordering 1 pizza to be delivered to the bar and 1 to my house. Pretty sure i deserve an award."

"What are some pros of living in Switzerland? Well the flag is a big plus"

"TIL that regardless of the technical definition... your girlfriend will not appreciate being called a tramp."

"If life was fair, Ryan Gosling would have been born with Ray Romano's voice."

"What's a catalyst? It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows."

"My husband and I play this game where we buy potato chips the other one doesn't like so we don't have to share."

"My buddy David lost his id so now I just call him Dave."