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Joke of the Day

"Are one-liners accepted? I immediately stopped telling people I was xenophobic when I realized it doesn't mean ""afraid of xenomorphs""."

"I would like to thank President Donald Trump on behalf of my wife... suddenly the thousands I invested into Canadian dating sites wasn't so worthless after all."

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization"

"What do you call a cow in a Russian forest? A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead."

"Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. (my wife tells this joke to everyone and no one but me has ever laughed)"

"A Cellular Service Provider Joke What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint? You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store."

"shoutout to Disney for giving me unrealistic expectations about love, talking animals and my singing voice"

"How do two lesbians pass their time when on their period? Finger painting."

"What's so cool about cemeteries? I don't get it. People are dying to get in them."

"Donut that is out of this world!!! What do you call a donut that is out of this world? -----Astronaut-----"