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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married."

"If anything I post offends you, please, please bring it to my attention so I can delete you off my friends list."

"What did one dick say to the other dick? Nothing, they were both stuck up cunts."

"My nipples are sore but I know I don't have a baby in the oven because I took the baby out when I had to put the pot roast in."

"What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken? It staged a coup"

"Yeah, so, I don't usually argue with people who I can remove from my life by pressing a button....."

"I remember once I threw a boomerang It never came back so I've learned to live in constant fear."

"Indian Election Joke... How can you get one million Indian youths into a polling(voting) booth at the same time? Tell them there's a Call Center Job Inside!"

"Hi I'm Charlie Brown, the depressed 10-year-old who can't kick a football. I'd like to talk to you for a second about insurance"

"What if Fox News is just an 18 year long infomercial for teeth whitener?"