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Joke of the Day
"Hockey: because running on knives makes sense."
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"I just got invited to a Game of Thrones themed wedding I think those bastards are going try to kill everyone"
"What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath? One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole."
"listen, officer - t h e o r e t i c a l l y - would I still get a carpool lane ticket if I have a body in the trunk"
"What's Edward Elric's favorite band? My Alchemical Romance"
"Why are dogs and engineers alike ? They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly."
"What do you get when you have a blonde do a handstand? A brunette with bad breath."
"I was going to make one of those Bitstrips cartoons, but then I decided to pick the lint out of my belly button instead. I'm pretty sure I came out ahead"
"I just got back from a once in a lifetime trip.... ....I'll tell you what, never again"
"What did the white supremacist say to his friend after watching a plot twist? I did Nazi that coming."